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Old Apr 10, 2005, 02:35 AM // 02:35   #141
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Here, we'll start with a new one ( and it's one I've used when I edit my messages )

"Listen lady, I only speek two languages! English and BAD English!"

Big Trouble in Little China?

No..Wait....here it comes......


THE FIFTH ELEMENT!!!!!!

ok, here's mine:

"Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
"So we don't get our balls blown off."

or, better yet -

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f***" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

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Old Apr 10, 2005, 02:41 AM // 02:41   #142
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I think I'll stick with Bad_Monkey's first guess. When I read it it looked awfully familiar but I couldn't place it! It is definitely...

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA! (Always a chance of being wrong though)

Next...

"It takes a thief to nail a crook!"
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 02:45 AM // 02:45   #143
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I think I'll stick with Bad_Monkey's first guess. When I read it it looked awfully familiar but I couldn't place it! It is definitely...

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA! (Always a chance of being wrong though)

Next...

"It takes a thief to nail a crook!"

Heh, I think its my second, but it does sound like something Kurt Russel would say

Anyway, I think yours is from "What's the Worst that Could Happen?"


So, I get to do another

and here it is:


"They're armed."
"Armed, armed with what?"
"Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!"
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 03:14 AM // 03:14   #144
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Lock stock and too smoking Barrels . that or Snach I get them mixed up.

Try this :

"And everything was going so well."

or

"I Love Hitmen no matter what you do to them You never feel bad"

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Old Apr 10, 2005, 03:22 AM // 03:22   #145
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Good job, Ren, and it was Lock, Stock etc.
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 08:07 AM // 08:07   #146
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Lock stock and too smoking Barrels . that or Snach I get them mixed up.

Try this :

"And everything was going so well."

or

"I Love Hitmen no matter what you do to them You never feel bad"
I want to say Sin City, but I was half alseep while watching it so...


"We can't stop here, this is bat country."
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 08:14 AM // 08:14   #147
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I want to say Sin City, but I was half alseep while watching it so...


"We can't stop here, this is bat country."

yes it was Sin City for the other one and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas for yours.

"I'm not crazy, M'Lynn! I've simply been in a very bad mood for forty years!"
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 09:08 AM // 09:08   #148
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"I'm not crazy, M'Lynn! I've simply been in a very bad mood for forty years!"
umm steel magnolias? its sad i know this.. my mom's fav movie

*edit* mine,

You killed an elected official?


or

He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering

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Old Apr 10, 2005, 09:15 AM // 09:15   #149
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"Why do all you guys sit on your helmets?"
"So we don't get our balls blown off."

or, better yet -

"We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f***" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"

apocalypse now?
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 11:39 AM // 11:39   #150
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I don't know Static's quote but thought I'd throw one in before I forgot it completely. ~I'll look for yours Static~

"I'll meet you where it all started."
"And I'll kill you where it will all end."
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 01:32 PM // 13:32   #151
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that sounds like an inde quote, am i right?
yes which one tho.

"Thes is how we fix things in the russian space station!"
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 03:49 PM // 15:49   #152
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good job on Sin City I loved that movie.

here is two more:

"he chose .. poorly"

and

"she's my buterfly"

Good Luck

Edit:

Btw: "this is how we fix things on russin space station" Armageddon, Cosmonaut Lev I believe

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Old Apr 10, 2005, 05:30 PM // 17:30   #153
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apocalypse now?
yup, you got it
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #154
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here is two more:

"he chose .. poorly"

and

"she's my buterfly"
1) Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

2) I think, Last Emperor of China.
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 06:58 PM // 18:58   #155
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right on 1) 2) is from Young guns but I think i mess up quote so I anwered it..

This one is from a Classic movie “ Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Wednesday”

not to be out done " I try to get out and they pull me back in"
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 07:32 PM // 19:32   #156
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no clue.

heres one "What are you doing there sonny, playing pocket pool?"
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no clue.

heres one "What are you doing there sonny, playing pocket pool?"

"Black Sheep"





Next quote: ""I told that Kraut a thousand times -- I don't roll on Shabbas!"
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Old Apr 10, 2005, 09:38 PM // 21:38   #158
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You killed an elected official?

or

He was the only man I ever killed worth remembering

Gangs of New York!!

Yes! That movie kicks ass, I just rented it again a few weeks ago. It's nice and violent, but not just to be violent. That's simply what it is.


Mine:
"You killed him?

I shot him, the bullets and the fall killed him."
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Mine:
"You killed him?

I shot him, the bullets and the fall killed him."

"Collateral"


Next Quote: "I will drop-kick those RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOin' dogs if they come near me."
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wow, all this happend when i was in fla. 7 pages, sheesh. well heres 2

is it necesary to drink my urine? no, but its steril and i like the taste

i stabed a guy in the heart with a trident

(im on a bad spelling streak today so watch out)
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